Sophisticated with a hint of slutty

JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

“

—	(via grizzlytales)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

stripezme:

ringoshiba:

konec0:

gamefreakdude:

literally what the xbox one conference sounded like to me

nailed it

this will never stop being funny

holy fuck this is awful, i am laughing so hard.

gemini-moonstone:

fawndr:

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

this is so so wonderful, im in love with this artwork

wow

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

chemicaltribe:

Oh my god, old Irish proverbs are the best

and my personal favourite

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we? 
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.