Sophisticated with a hint of slutty


Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.


Me almost everyday


WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it


Tonight, I am throwing Ben his dream birthday party. A rollerskating bash with an early 90s theme. Ben lives for the early 90s: the music, the fashion. It’s his favorite era. As for the rollerskating…

Oh, fuck me.



tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

The crazy thing is
You could throw away years
Of progress
In an instant,
An instant of desperation,
You could lose it all
In the instant
That you allow yourself
To feel what you actually feel
And be
Who you actually are.
m.g. (via free—spirit—plus—tax)

30 Rock’s Jeff Richmond on his wife Tina Fey at the Kent State 2013 Commencement [x